At some point the term “Game” went into hibernation and was replaced by “Rizz”.
Often used as: “Hey, did you do Amanda?” or “This guy’s got a crazy root, man!”
And since I have crazy rizz, I might as well share some of my trendiest rizz lines so you can chat with all the hotties in the club.
Not like all those nice rootless guys.
What is Rizz?
According to my AI God: “Rizz” is a slang term referring to charisma, charm, or romantic attraction, often associated with one’s ability to charm or attract another person [2]. It emerged from Black culture and gained popularity, representing the ability to attract romantic or sexual partners]. The term ‘rizz’ has been chosen as the Oxford word of the year for 2023.
What is the best Rizz range?
Best rizz lines to chat shorts? That is easy.
Here is a completely real example from my own experience, copyright me, Tony Depp.
“Do your feet hurt? Because you run through my lucid dreams all night long. Actually, it was more like floating because in the astral realm we are corporeal and have no bodies. And it wasn’t actually you, or your consciousness, but more likely a projection of my own subconscious of an idealized female form that happens to look like you. Well what I’m saying is, I think you’re cute. Hello. Want to smoke some DMT and relax?’
Tony Depp
I guarantee with 43% certainty, that if you made a chica bonito with those soft root lines, it would nurse your testicles in minutes. So you better get into waxing.
What are the best Rizz lines?
What? Haven’t you run to spit mad rizz at the disco? What the heck? Didn’t like my rizz series?
Here’s a secret.
It doesn’t matter what rizz lines you spit if you don’t have rizz.
Rizz is a way of being, an elevated form of consciousness, a mindset, coupled with a trait, rarely developed in all but the most enlightened omega male specimens… like myself.
There is no “best” rizz, there are only those who are rizz and those who are not.
But if you really need some openers… I mean, rizz lines to pick up women, then hold on to your daisies, here they go.
Which Rizz lines are the best?
- I know you want the root. So let me pour my hot rizz all over you.
- Hey sweet tits, did you see the babe fighting the stripper outside?
- Who lies more, the hippies or the communists?
- Would you rather be invisible forever or Kris Hemsworth’s thong?
- Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? Why not?
- If you were a cyber truck, I’d drive you straight to Mars and populate it with baby cyber trucks.
- Why do black people jump so well?
- I would totally get along with you if I wasn’t on probation.
- You’re not my real dad.
- Would you make love to Donald Trump if he prevented WWII from ever happening?
- You smell like my cousin. I like this.
What is a Rizz example?
Maybe you need more than pickup lines: you want real examples of rizz.
Here is a true story.
One time I went to a bar and had about seven rum and cokes. I met a lady who probably suited me. I told her something grim, and she began to rub her buttocks against my groin area with the gentle rhythmic pounding of the club.
She grabbed my unit as I pinched her cheeks and said that f$%k rooted line: “Hey, let’s go to your place.”
She replied, “I have pizza!” It also had a root.
Instead she tossed two pizzas into the microwave, and we stumbled into her bedroom and I continued to beat her bull-style until the projectile vomited into her room and the bedroom door.
Yeah, that killed the mood a bit. But she never lost her horrible spirit. she brought me the pizza and threw a towel over the chunder.
I thanked her for the wonderful meal and the meaningless sex, then left to find a taxi home.
Mad rizz yo.
What is Real Rizz?
All jizz jokes aside… I mean Reese…
Having real rizz isn’t something we’re all born with.
Not unless you are from Venezuela.
But the good news is that you can learn. You may not learn to be as bright as me, but you can learn to be as red-headed as you.
While this article is unusual, there is a hidden message deep within the text:
Rizz is inside all of us. We just have to find it.
