It’s just the latest thing trying to kill your sex life
You guys have to be careful out there.
Because it seems like a lot of things are coming after your dick these days.
The big one is still Covid. I don’t know if you remember this but there have been reports of covid infections making it hard for men to get hard.
And even after the acute infection is gone, the ED has a habit of sticking.
Then there is wildfire smoke and air pollution you are messing with your heart. And anything that affects your cardiovascular system will drain some of the stiffness from your man meat.
In addition to all the things trying to make your bird soft, you now have to worry about it becoming too hard.
Because apparently there is increase in dengue fever down in the United States. Only about 1,000 cases a year so far, but that’s ten times higher than the rates a few years ago. And because mosquitoes spread dengue, the risks increase as it warms.
And it was warm enough to see mosquitoes in December.
In Canada!
These little thugs are crossing the northern border, trying to get to our northern delights.
Around Christmas, no less – one of the sexiest times.
Anyway, the reason it’s bad news for your erection is because now there’s a case of dengue causing a persistent erection. 18 hours to be exact.
Which is a long time. I’m not even awake for 18 hours every day, let alone have my blood go to the wrong end.
There is such a thing as being too hard
I know it doesn’t sound that bad to make a tough one that won’t cut it, but it really is.
Not just because it could be embarrassing to have the rod bulging up the front of your pants while you’re pumping gas or meeting your kid’s teacher. It’s bad on a normal level too.
First, it can hurt.
Some stubborn erections don’t, obviously. But some do. And groin pain for 18 hours is something I wouldn’t want my worst enemies.
Well ok, maybe some of them might have groin pain. They deserve it.
But you don’t, so I hope you never have to suffer through it.
When you’re tough for more than a few hours, the blood in your trash will drop running out of oxygen. This is when it starts to cause tissue damage and can cause erectile dysfunction.
Yes, we went right back to the ED.
After suffering through a bird that won’t go soft even though you really want it to, you might be left with a bird that won’t harden up – even though you really want it to.
Protect your bird
Look, I’m not saying you have to be tough to have fun.
You can have a great sex life even if you are soft most of it.
But it’s an adjustment. And being tough gives you more options. Makes fucking a little simpler, you know?
And being sick can just ruin your sex life in general.
I’ve been chronically ill my whole adult life and I don’t have as much sex as I want to because of it.
Brain fog and other nonsense has hit my libido. When I screw up, sometimes I barely have the energy to do anything about it. And sometimes I spend too much time in bed to get excited about doing anything else in it.
It sucks and I don’t want it to happen to anyone else.
Sex and masturbation are some of the only decent things in this life, and you should avoid anything that makes it harder to enjoy them.
So, do what you can to keep your bird safe. Protect your health. Cover. And I guess watch out for mosquitoes coming for your hard.
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