You really can’t teach an old dog new tricks
I’m not really interested in having someone get deep inside me, even if they’re really cute.
Big vibrators always seem more scary than arousing to me.
And I don’t envy women who can ride dongs as thick as my forearm.
I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’ll see them do it. It just won’t give me the urge to jump in and have a row at the silicone pool noodle.
Large object import just isn’t for me. It’s like the sound or kind of deep rubber that destroys your mascara – great that people like it, but my life is complete without them.
Which is really good. Because I’ve tried playing with huge toys and I’m not even close to disappearing into my body.
But I never fully understood why.
Because I’ve seen short, thin girls sit on vibrators that looked like they could fill half their body mass. I have watched people spread out with toys that look like battering rams.
I’ve seen looping GIFs of long, thin silicone tentacles going about two feet into a woman’s secret hole.
But I can’t do any of that.
It doesn’t take long before I reach the end. And I love being filled by a big cock, but that’s just it – I struggle to fit anything thicker than a girth bird.
I thought it must be because I have a pussy.
Like, maybe the tension was just too much for me. Instead of enjoying the stretching process, it just made me uncomfortable. So I was going out right where these aspiring size queens would be really locked in and determined.
Or it could be that I haven’t trained my pussy properly.
If I liked the idea of the punch, I could try to gradually achieve it. Add a little more girth each time. Add a little more depth as well. And before you know it, I could be up to my elbow.
That’s basically how it was with my ass, and it’s still a work in progress. So maybe if I put my pussy in bootcamp stretching I could actually do it my thickest vibrator and not just the tip of his huge head.
Those can be factors, sure. Huge toys are not part of my typical masturbation routine. And I’m sensitive in every other way, so it wouldn’t be terribly surprising if I’m too timid to go too deep and thick.
But I think I’ve finally found the real reason, and it’s because I’m literally not cut out for this.
I missed my big input window without even realizing it
I can’t really remember how I got there, but I browsed my way to a site called Fist Club.
Specifically, a page on anatomy of the fist by a fan named Finn Vortex. And if anyone knows a thing or two about going deep, it would be a guy with a name like Vortex.
So I sat on my ass, my ADHD said to relax for a while and read the whole damn thing cover to cover.
It specifically covers the anal fist, not the vaginal fist. But both fun zones live side by side, so I thought much of the information would be relevant to each hole.
And I was absolutely right about that, because after breaking down all the literal topics of the buttocks, there is an extremely informative section on skeletal structure.
Before I read a word, I knew I was on the right track. Because all my big game challenges are really like bone problems. It’s kind of hard to tell what’s going on down there when I’m trying to plow myself with a huge slab of silicone, but it was almost like a hard hit. Like the toy would push on my pelvis and my stubborn pelvic bone wouldn’t budge.
And wouldn’t you know it, the first thing I see in this section is a diagram of the pelvic bone structure.
