Get him out without hurting yourself
I wanted to continue, but I couldn’t.
I hadn’t blown him in a long time, but I already had to go.
And I felt kind of bad about it.
I was deeply in love with him and completely in love with his cock. I wanted it so badly inside me – in my pussy, my ass and my mouth too.
I wanted to give this cock as much pleasure as I could because he was giving me more pleasure than I knew I could have.
It was still early enough in the relationship that I really wanted to impress him. And I knew that getting down on my knees and blowing him so hard he forgot what time it was would do the trick.
But he knew exactly what time it was.
It was like three minutes after I started sucking him.
Because I couldn’t go much further than that. Not because I didn’t want to, but because my mouth was too small.
Or really, it’s because his dick was too fat.
I was very excited about it at first. When I felt how hard it was to wrap my fingers around his shaft, I thought I was going to have the time of my life.
Because that’s what you hear all the time when you’re young. That dick size doesn’t matter – except for girth. You want as much girth as you can because that’s what makes the difference.
Ride one thick enough to really stretch you out and you won’t just see stars—you’ll discover constellations you didn’t know existed.
No one told me how hard it would be, though.
It takes more work to make sex comfortable. You have to get your ass butt bootcamp. And you learn just how wide you can open your mouth before it stops being comfortable.
It wasn’t that bad for me. I can still have a lot of fun with that big cock – and all the really hot things my husband does to prepare my body for it.
I’m sure he sucks, though. Because if he had more of a Slim Jim, I could blow him more. I might be down for a quick one now and then. And I wouldn’t have to think twice before asking him to fuck my ass.
But I love him and his dick, so I do everything I can to please him – and enjoy it.
And over the years, I’ve figured out some things that work really well. So if you want to show your girth man a good time, I have some tips for you.
Get really sloppy
When you’re blowing a normal bird, you don’t really need a ton of lubrication.
The spit your mouth produces when you’re drooling over that gorgeous cock is probably enough.
But if it’s so intense that you have trouble keeping it between your lips, you’ll need a little more help.
Because the wetter you can make the pipe, the more comfortable it will be. It will help your lips slide smoothly along his dick, which means they won’t hurt as quickly.
You can do this by being sloppy and washing it as much as you can. Just let your spit drip and twist all over until it’s soaked from head to balls.
If you have trouble producing enough saliva, you can take some Oral spray to help you get more confused with it. Honestly, even if you can drool a lot, it’s still a lot of fun to use.
Or you can give yourself a little treat and use some scented lube. There are plenty of good ones out there, but when you blow thick I’d go with it Jo Candy Shop Lubricants. I personally prefer the butterscotch flavor, but they’re all good, they’re all smooth and not all sticky.
Anything you can do to make it wet and slippery will make it easier on your mouth—and make it a lot more exciting for him, too.
Get really good with your tongue and lips
I used to take the concept of sucking a dick a little too literally.
Like, no, I didn’t use suction the whole time. That would be too tedious.
But I tried to keep it in my mouth as long as I could.
I was basically looking for a cock.
This is a good way to do it, of course. I just couldn’t bob for a long time.
So, I started playing with my technique. I tried to find ways to use my mouth on my husband’s cock that didn’t involve keeping my jaw open the whole way.
If you are blowing someone with a large girth, you should do the same thing.
Use your language a lot. Lick the tip of his cock like a lollipop. Run your tongue up and down his massive shaft. Locate the sensitive ridge below the head.
Use your lips too. Kiss his dick like you’re worshiping it. Let your wet lips slide down each side of him. Purring and drooling all over his head.
These are all great moves. They make you look extremely enthusiastic, like you want to please him in every way imaginable. They’re also super playful – you’ll feel like you’re just having fun with his cock, and this is a great way to fool around.
But more importantly, you can use them to give your mouth a break without completely knocking out.
Give the head to his head
One thing I love about birds is that their most sensitive part is right at the top.
I mean, how convenient is that?
I’m not saying there’s no feel to the shaft – just stroke it and you’ll see how stiff it gets.
But the head is where the real magic happens.
And that’s great news when you’re about to go head-to-head with a heavy. Because getting your lips around the shaft is the really tricky part.
So leave his shaft out of it. Instead of sucking his entire cock, consider giving him head to head.
It’s the most sensitive part of his cock. There you will really feel what you can do with your mouth. It’s okay to just play in the shallow end – that’s the part that really counts.
And if you don’t try to stuff your mouth with more cock than he can handle, you’ll be able to underestimate him a lot more.
She jerked him off like a pro
If it has real girth, hands are your friend.
Because no bird is too fat for a good job. Your grip is fully adjustable and your palm will never feel strained from detachment.
So, make handshakes a big part of your foreplay. And pamper him so well that he will feel like the main event.
Use lots of lube to make it slippery and stimulating.
Try different techniques to see what he likes. Play with his cock like it’s your favorite toy.
If you want, you can mess up your mouth a bit. Give the head a few licks or kiss it lovingly while caressing its shaft.
If you really want to make him feel special, you can give him the occasional cock massage.
This way, you can give him and his cock all the attention you want – without the pain and discomfort.
Give him a Cowgirl Pussyjob
It’s more work to jump a big cock. You have to be very wet, super excited, and then you have to take your time.
Which sounds good, because more foreplay and fooling around means more fun. Plus, all the extra anticipation makes it hotter.
But you don’t feel that way when you’re really horny about it.
When you’re desperate for that cock inside you, you’ll be a little annoyed that it’s such a damn girth.
But you’ll be far less disappointed if you give it to him a pussy.
When you want his cock but your body isn’t ready for it yet, climb on top of him and slide your pussy along his shaft. Just work your hips and rub him hard for as long as you please.
It will give you incredible clitoral stimulation. It will make his cock feel great too. And it will help you get super aroused so you can finally take his schlong without any discomfort.
Use Stroker
If your mouth comes out really fast and your pussy can only take so much, I highly recommend getting a good one or two.
It’s a great way to give him a ton of stimulation without having to put in a ton of extra effort.
A Fleshlight it’s the classic choice and I can see why. They are fantastic, intensely stimulating and stroking his cock with a realistic pussy is a really hot sight.
But I find them a bit awkward to use. The plastic casing is nice and easy to handle, but it’s also quite thick, which makes it less comfortable to hold and pump over his manhood.
The Tenga Spinners they are much easier. They are soft and squishy which feels nice. They’re thin and stretchy, so you don’t need to grab anything that’s much thicker than it already is. And it twists while you stroke, so you can give it more intense sensations without having to put your wrist in it.
Any decent stroker will work, though. So you can experiment and find what you both love.
If he has one or two that he really likes, use them on him.
If he doesn’t have any, treat him to his first. Lubricate it, stroke his cock with it and show him how much pleasure he has missed.
Give Big Dick plenty of love
Wanting to show your neighbor some appreciation is great.
Wishing you could do more to please him is also normal. I’ve been there and it sucks to feel like you can’t do everything you want to do on that dick.
But pushing your body beyond its limits really isn’t worth it.
You could try to blow him like you’re a python that can dislocate its jaw. But even if you’re a tough cookie, this will get old pretty quickly. Instead of feeling proud that you’re such a good girl for him, you’ll start to lose interest in sucking him off—and that’s not the result you want.
Be careful with your pussy too. Trying to force through the hassle is how I ended up with a hernia – and that’s something I really don’t recommend.
And I’m sure you already know that the anus loses its luster once it’s uncomfortable.
That doesn’t mean you have to give up throwing him crazy weddings or driving him crazy with your mouth. It just means you have to get a little creative so you can both really enjoy it.
So learn some new techniques to underestimate him. Show him all the amazing things you can do with just two hands and a bottle of lube. And have a good stroker ready in case you need to call for backup.
Because fucking a big dick should be fun. And with a few good tricks up your sleeve, it will be.
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